Category Archives: residual signage

Chevy’s Ribs/Floorcovering Bargains – Ashfield, NSW

Chevy’s Ribs on Parramatta Road seems like the kind of place you might have filled up on greasy food at before heading off to drag up Underwood Road and through the abattoir at Homebush. Luckily, if you were too lazy, Chevy appears to have offered a delivery service. That was nice of him.

Also, does it mean bargains within the realm of floorcoverings, or bargains so mindblowing you’ll cover the floor with something?

UNCOVERED UPDATE: Hope you weren’t looking for floorcovering bargains, because you won’t find ’em here no more.

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Thanks to the collapse of the floorcovering market (or a fortuitous gust of wind), the true extent of Chevy’s Ribs has been exposed for all to see.

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That 70s font, that boastful tagline! I can’t help but wonder what that difference was, just as I can’t help but wonder if Chevy’s delivery service pre-dated Silvio’s Dial-a-Pizza (1978)? Only Chevy knows…and he’s not talking.

The Sandwich Shop/nothing – Enfield, NSW

This shop is straight up creepy. The ye-olde Englishe font, the extreme dilapidation, the offputting warning of ‘NO TOYS’ graffiti’d on the shopfront…

I’ve not seen this place open once in 20 years. Creepy. It has that weird grassy patch next to it. Creepy. That chilling dull red bin? CREEPY. This guy:

"SAMMIDGES, BURGERS, PIES AND DRIIIIIINKS"

Mildly unsettling.

Civic Video/For Lease – Menai, NSW

Video shops have been in their death throes for longer than the dinosaurs were. It’s not just that better technology came along – VHS fended off advances from Beta and Laserdisc during its prime. Many video shops made the switch to DVD relatively painlessly, although it usually required a company name change. DVD Ezy just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

The death of this Civic in particular seems like it was protracted and painful – first it had to concede half its space to the Japanese before finally giving up the ghost, kinda like the USA’s auto industry in the 80s. Many video shops downsized as a first defence against the inevitable – DVDs take up less room on the shelves.

There weren’t any overdues lying on the floor inside. I’d say a few lucky individuals just scored themselves free scratched copies of The Real Cancun or Ice Age. The real reason video shops died out is because people suddenly realised they were sick of paying too much for DVDs that barely worked, sick of wasting time looking for titles shops didn’t have, and sick of trying to hide their tears as they glanced at the forlorn $1-each ex-rental VHS section. Yes, that collective realisation was Civic’s ice age.

Dry Cleaning/Denture Clinic – Belfield, NSW

Unless dry cleaning is one of the services offered by the denture clinic, this one’s just a reminder to new shop owners to check everywhere for signage. And no, the shop to the right wasn’t a dry cleaner.

John B. White Surveyors/For Lease (UNDER OFFER) – Hurstville, NSW

Up at number 67 Kimberley Road is another 1926 monolith. It’s for lease, but it’s UNDER OFFER. Good luck…

…because as we all know, it’s the buildings John B. White & Associates Surveyors reject that make John B. White & Associates Surveyors the best. Once again, Trove appears to save us from apparent boredom:

Image from Sydney Morning Herald 6 Sep 1933/Trove.

LEASED!